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1. Borrow someone’s cellphone and change the language setting to a foreign language.
借別人的手機(jī),把語(yǔ)言設(shè)置為一種外語(yǔ)。
2. Change the language for Google on someone’s computer.
在別人的電腦上更改Google的語(yǔ)言設(shè)置。
3. Swap the signs on the men’s and ladies’ rest rooms.
把洗手間門(mén)上的男女指示牌互換。
4. Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container.
往硬紙盒裝的牛奶里加入食用色素。
5. Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors.
把門(mén)上的“推”和“拉”標(biāo)志互換。
6. Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it.
把食品藏在垃圾桶里,有人經(jīng)過(guò)時(shí)抓出來(lái)吃。
7. Replace Oreo cream-filling with toothpaste and offer one to someone.
在奧利奧的管裝奶油包裝里灌滿(mǎn)牙膏請(qǐng)別人吃。
8. Bring multiple sets of clothes to school, change every class, and act like nothing’s different.
帶多套衣服去上學(xué),每堂課換一次,并且裝作若無(wú)其事。
9. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.
舀點(diǎn)水在手心里,對(duì)著別人的后腦勺假裝打噴嚏。
10. Take something from someone’s desk and leave them a ransom note.
從別人的課桌上拿走點(diǎn)什么,并留下一封勒索信。
11. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
隱藏別人電腦桌面上的所有圖標(biāo),并把壁紙換成隱藏圖標(biāo)前的桌面截圖。
12. Put a “Please Use Other Door” sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
如果辦公樓只有一個(gè)入口,在門(mén)上掛一塊“請(qǐng)使用其他入口”標(biāo)志。
13. Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.
把別人的電話(huà)聽(tīng)筒粘在底座上。
14. Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.
取下門(mén)把手,裝到門(mén)的另一側(cè),并且讓門(mén)開(kāi)著。
15. Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened.
在別人車(chē)上留張便條,為一起從沒(méi)實(shí)際發(fā)生事故道歉。
16. Glue all the eggs into the carton.
用膠水把所有雞蛋粘在紙箱里。
17. Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator.
把冰箱里的所有雞蛋都煮熟,再放回去。
18. Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up.
在一條肥皂上涂滿(mǎn)卸甲油,這樣肥皂不再起泡。
19. Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc.
把別人車(chē)?yán)锏乃性O(shè)置調(diào)到最大,比如暖氣、收音機(jī)音量、雨刷、打開(kāi)每個(gè)人的車(chē)開(kāi)到最大設(shè)置:熱,收音機(jī),雨刷、座椅角度等。
20. Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open.
把冰箱門(mén)把手換到打不開(kāi)的一側(cè)。
21. Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work.
在別人的筆尖上涂卸甲油,筆就會(huì)寫(xiě)不出字。
22. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.
在別人桌子上方的天花板里藏一臺(tái)小收音機(jī),音量開(kāi)到很小。
23. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.
在別人的電吹風(fēng)里塞些嬰兒爽身粉。
24. Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.
給別人留一個(gè)當(dāng)心惡作劇的便條,卻什么也不做。
25. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
在洗手間唯一的馬桶前放一條褲子和一雙鞋,看上去始終有人在用。
26. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
在別人臥室里藏個(gè)鬧鐘,鬧鈴設(shè)為凌晨3點(diǎn)。
27. Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.
往洗手液里加食用色素。
28. Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer.
把別人的電腦屏保換成藍(lán)屏死機(jī)圖。